Bumpits -- Tammy Wynette Edition

Now that I have my Bumpits, I can properly celebrate today, May 5th, Tammy Wynette's birthday by jacking my hair to Jesus! Good bless you Wynette Pugh, for sharing your immense talent and bittersweet life with us.

You wrote "Stand by Your Man" in fifteen minutes, you kicked those no good louses to the curb, and you always renewed your beauticians' license. Put another candle on that birthday cake, but keep the Aquanet at a safe distance.